Event Description: You have pissed off Kim Jong Il for the last time. WE'RE LOOKING AT YOU, SOUTH KOREA.
When: Tomorrow
Where: Fucking everywhere
YOUR RSVP:
- Attending
- Will be in church, pretending I believed in God all along
- Looting, Hurricane Katrina-style
You have been invited by: North Korea
Event Name: End of the World
Event Description: You can't gather this from the name?
When: 2012
Where: Fucking everywhere
YOUR RSVP:
- Attending
- Pretending this is another Y2K and won't come to fruition
- IF THIS RUINS THE OLYMPICS, I'M GONNA BE SO PISSED.
You have been invited by: The Mayans, Nostradamus
Event Name: Global Warming
Event Description: Ice caps melting, glaciers crumbling into the ever-rising sea, carbon dioxide killing the ozone layer--basically everything that is AWESOME.
When: Right now
Where: Fucking everywhere
YOUR RSVP:
- Attending
- Filling atmosphere with aerosol sprays
- I don't give a shit about polar bears
You have been invited by: Al Gore
Event Name: Mayan Calendar Sale
Event Description: Since the Mayan Calendar ends in 2012, it's time to buy a new one!
When: 2012
Where: Mesoamerica (the poor man's Cancun)
YOUR RSVP:
- Attending
- Already have a new one
- Hope this new calendar is as good as the first
You have been invited by: Good Housekeeping magazine
