Hello you handsome Eunuch, you. Looks like we have another yoga date, then? And I hope you wear your green shirt and grey biker shorts! I really love you in that outfit. You look less albino than usual. It’s such a shame you were born without pigmentation in your skin or hair follicles. But I love you all the same.
I’ve been meaning to talk to you about something….my Wii Fit age is kind of misleading. I’m not 42 years old, and I don’t look anything like my Mii. I don’t want you to think you’re involved with Cankles McGee—our relationship can’t be based on lies, you know.
But the real reason I’m sending you this message is because I’m too cowardly to say this to your face: I’m cheating on you. During the Tree Pose, I don’t keep my leg up, like you do. I’m not as strong as you, I’m sorry!
Please forgive me.
I will see you at my next Body Test, then?
