Love is bullshit.
As such, I have some suggestions for new “relationship status” options on Facebook:
Eye-raping…
Eye-fucking…
Waving to…
Facebook Stalking…
Using lighthouse stationary to write anonymous love letters to…
Reality Stalking…
Awkwardly Getting to Know…
Drunk Hooking Up With…
Buying Plan B Because Of…
Wishes She/He Had Never Met…
Cheating on Boyfriend/Girlfriend With…
Leading On…
Fuck Buddies With…
Wants To Make Ex Jealous So She/He Is Dating…
Went To Prison After Murdering…
Sent to therapy because of…
Sucking the life out of…
Forcing religious beliefs on…
