My band is less obsolete and emo because we have 16 fans on Facebook. Righteous.
I can monitor who is getting my daughter pregnant and at which frat house. It’s great!
Best thing for Lepers since Jesus!
I’m Bill Gates, and I’m totally sucking Mark Zuckerberg’s cock right now.
This new stalkbook lets stalkers feel like real people—the closest we’ll ever become to actually feeling real people.
Thanks to Facebook allowing users of all age, pedophiles like me feel right at home…Because, to enjoy Facebook, we literally don’t have to leave our homes! Or our jail cells…
