So, let’s take a second here
And talk about Jersey Shore
The spray on tans, the greasy hair
And don’t forget the whores
Down on the boardwalk in Jersey
There’s a wonderful kind of life
With snooks, and J-Woww and Chlamydia
GTL every day, party every night
Down on the boardwalk in Jersey
Where sequins and glitter reside
Velour running suits are totally cool
Ed Hardy shirts are stretched so tight
Let’s take a second here
And talk about Jersey Shore
The booty shorts and tramp stamps
And don’t forget the whores
Down on the boardwalk in Jersey
Waking up in vomit ain’t no big
No one will ever judge you
If your Herpes flares up every other week
Down on the boardwalk in Jersey
Those Catholic Italians roam
Eating lasagna, praying the rosary
Gym, tan, laundry, party, home
Let’s take a second here
And talk about Jersey Shore
All those grenades can go and hang themselves
Cause we only want the whores
Don’t forget the whores
Those beautiful Jersey Shore whores
